Friday, May 30, 2008

Tyler's Bald. ....!!!

K. For the past few weeks I've been part of a comittee for my best friend Zac's self-made organization, Imagine the Cure. He plans to work with it long term, and it'll be a non-profit organization that will do big fundraisers for cancer research. Anyways, this was it's first project, and Zac hopes to use it as a springboard to get iTc registered with the Canadian Revenue Agency. woot!

The campaign went very well: we raised $10, 600..... IN ONE WEEK. So amazing.

And as a result... Tyler Jason Heemskerk is hairless! On his head.

Pictures to follow. Eventually. When we get around to taking pictures.

Tyler's aside: My head is really cold. I can't NOT wear my hat. Kind of sucks, but yeah. My head is hacked up from dear Zachary's shaver... What can be said, i have red marks on my scalp. Ah, I'll get over it.

It's me again. Yes. Catherine Yvonne Hordyk. But yeah, Ty is a hero. That's all there is to say.

$10, 600 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

p.s. If you're on it, look up Imagine the Cure on facebook.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Face-wash Musings.

Last night I got to thinking while I was washing my face (I do some of my best thinking at this time of the day) and I decided that I wish so bad that I had a little brother.

I'd even go for a sister if I had to.

Being the youngest is really lonely sometimes.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Tyler and Catherine on Mr. Noot's Goatee

[as compensation for my horrid lack of bloOoOoging, I'm writing 2 for today.]

Where to start. Our subject: Mr. Michael Noot. Mikey, as we affectionately call him.
Monday morning, we strolled into our [tiny] nourishing mother (a.k.a. Guido) and were promptly affronted by the shocking sight of peach fuzz upon the stately chin of Mr. Noot. Why is this sight shocking, you may ask? Mr. Noot has the face of taut pre-teen Swedish boy, that's why. His facial hair is a walking phenomenon.
What made the moment so much more poignant was that he was standing beside Mr. Tomlin. What makes this make the moment more poignant, you may ask? Mr. Tomlin has a face of a Viking war lord (he's an experienced goateer). Thus, the juxtaposition was as striking as those found in the artwork of Peter Coker: a baby's bottom next to Austin Power's chest.

He's trying. That's all that counts. Maybe someday he'll live up to the high standards set by Mr. Richard Tomlin, Viking War Lord Supreme.

-CH and TH

Special thanks goes to Jerry Seinfeld, Arthur Vandelee and Francis Schaeffer.

p.s. flacit falis Philistines - G. Alkema

oh the humanity.

I'm really bad at this whole blog thing.

I feel real bad for not checking it for a month and then finding lovely comments that people left me a month before.

So just take this as my blanket apology for being a neglective blogger.