it would be just great if those high-falutin' office workers were let in on the little secret that landscapers are human too. i mean, what's your deal? thanks to us, the crappy landscape outside your cubicle window looks good. heck, we might even put flowers in for you to look at while you pretend to type up your TPS reports.
i promise that if you acknowledge me when i say hello, i won't throw dirt in your face.
*phew* i'm glad that's off my chest.
-CH
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Thank you for this post. I'm glad I am not alone in this common mentality. You also have the other extreme of the little old ladies who love the girls who come to weed their gardens.
Awe, Catherine! I hope they realize that you are human too. I want you back, and able to do more coffee dates.
ooohhhhhhhhhhh and then they walk out their office door for a smoke break and say "and when you're done here, you can go to MY house and pick weeds!" and then we smile and half-laugh and roll our eyes as they walk away.
AAANNNNDDD when you go in one of the offices and ask to borrow a bathroom, they're just a little too hesitant to let the muddy landscaper in...
AANNNDD...:) Could go on and on.
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ughh the bathroom one is the WORST. the secretary with the poorly hidden look of disgust as she eyes your dirt-caked bod up and down.
hooo man.
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